Omigod, work was soooo stressful today. this girl came in for a hair rehearsal for her wedding next weekend and i totally burned a chunk off in the back. it was kinda her fault, because her hair was limp as a noodle and she wanted it sarah jessica parker curly. she even brought in her own photo of sjp! i so hate when people do that!! just tell me you wanna look like sarah jessica parker. i know what she looks like, i mean, i am a stylist! anyway, i must’ve been kinda hungover (we closed bella’s last night and then lizzie and i split a bottle of wine by the hot tub. for a girl who’s a 10+, she’s got problems, which actually makes me like herJ). but back to bridey: while holding the curling iron to her head, i went for a sip of water and my liver must’ve been so dehydrated that i forgot i was holding the curling iron, which resulted in moi burning a hugeass chunk of bridey’s hair off. but yay that it was in the back, cause she didn’t notice at all. when she asked what smelled, i said it was incense that’s scented like burning hair and that we haircutters love that. then i asked her when the wedding date was, and when she told me i whipped out my new palm pilot (cherry red, cutest thing ever) and said i was busy doing shaq’s makeup that day for a photo shoot. not the truth, but my friend rainbow says that if you put things out in the universe, they’ll come to you. long story long, bridey and her burnt little head gathered her things and left, leaving me with her pix of sjp, which i ripped into tiny little shreds and threw out. i feel guilty but am still so hungover i have to focus on myself.