GOOD NEWS:
I just read on my new bff instapundit’s website that the following research will be published today by academics at University College in London: Drinking half a bottle of wine a day can make your brain work better, especially if you are a woman. YAY, FiNALLY! My lushiness pays off! Time to retake my SAT's and go to Harvard. Or figure out how to use our universal remote.
BAD NEWS:
I bought a bra yesterday that I’m gonna have to return. It’s kinda puckery material so if I wear a tight shirt it looks like I stuff. And my entire wardrobe = tight shirts. This is bad news because I hate returning things and there’s something about bra shopping that exhausts me. At some point in life I’d like one of those operations where they implant a wire at the base of your breasts so it’s as if you’re always wearing a bra. And eventually you can take it out and bend it into a coat hanger for your favorite blouse.
NEWS I’M NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT:
Paris Hilton is mysteriously bruised. Look, a fat lip isn’t good news anytime -- unless it’s from a collagen injection. But it’s kinda hard to have a lot of sympathy for this patrician-nosed gal. Just dump Nick and go out with someone really small who YOU can punch! Or at least scratch. Or just jab with a toe.
NEWS THAT GETS ON MY NERVES:
Vincent Gallo has erected a giant billboard over Sunset Boulevard of Chloe Sevigny sucking his hoo-ha in the upcoming film, "Brown Bunny." This is so much worse than Janet Jackson’s boob at the Superbowl… and it’s not the sex part that bugs me, it’s the fact that VINCENT GALLO STILL THINKS HE’S A MOVIE STAR!! Here are some of the blockbusters he’s been in: “Indesiderabili, Gli”, “The Groovenians”, “Stranded: Naufragos”… And here are some of his reviews: “excruciatingly painful”, “utter crap”, “please turn this VCR off NOW”… How did he get his ego and where can I go buy one?! Bottom line, this billboard does NOT make me wanna see “brown bunny” because I already saw “buffalo 66” and that, too, sucked c#ck!!
google him, justme. he's a lame actor.
xo,
j
Posted by: jane | August 03, 2004 at 02:08 PM
So, who the hell is Vincent Gallo? I've never heard of any of those movies
Posted by: JustMe | August 03, 2004 at 09:15 AM