Just got back from NY and am exhausted and sexed out. Yes, sexed out. Here’s what happened: When I got there Friday night Richard picked me up in a town car and we went straight to the Plaza for champagne and oysters. I felt like Eloise, but drunk and ovulating. It’s the first time since sophomore year of college that a guy has asked me tons of ?s about myself and actually seemed to care. (Back then I had gazillion nice boys after me which sent me straight into a bad boy phase that’s lasted ten years to date.)
Meanwhile, I ended up taking the advice I gave to Frog Prince when Richard kissed me next to the fountain in front of the Plaza where Carrie and Big broke up when he went off and married the tall brunette… although in my case the fountain wasn’t even running because of a broken fuse to a sprinkler, at least I think that’s what the maintenance guy said in lispy Spanglish. Anyway, Richard kissed me and it was very wet, very slimy, very 'Captain Shitty Kisser'. So I said that I needed to walk… and as we walked along Fifth Avenue, I told Richard about my boy Frog Prince who needed kissing advice, and mid-way through my explanation of the “tasting frozen yogurt” technique, Richard grabbed me and gave me a not-so-shitty kiss! Which led to not-shitty-at-all Gansevoort hotel room sex! But the best part was the post-sex watching of the tivo’d Olympic opening ceremony with room service BLT’s and beers. Life was good on Friday night.
What was interesting to me (that I couldn’t discuss w/Richard) was that I used to be really into Irish guys, but not so much in this parade of athletes. Truth is, the hottest Olympians of all? The guys from Iraq. I’m serious, they all had gorgeous olive complexions and bright white teeth and absolutely perfect facial bone structure; if you looked up "sexy men" in the dictionary (if that was actually a word or a phrase), those darn Iraqis would be all over the page. The guys from Spain were cute, too, but definitely not as cute as those Baghdad boys. And if you’re into blonds, the Netherlands have that down pat – tons of Leonardo Dicaprio looking types back when he looked Titanic-y and before he started dating Giselle Ostrich.
But back to Richard. He had to work most of the weekend and was very apologetic, but I understood, cause making money is time consuming, I guess. But I managed on my own – went to Soho, the Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building, Ellis Island, Central Park. I’m lying, I lounged by the pool at the Gansevoort and drank white wine. But I did go to Soho for garlic fries. Must sleep now so I don’t shear someone’s head off tomorrow. xo
leonardo should date a girl with poise not like giselle
how dare she told my idol that he is so small after they broke up well giselle your nobody just a waste of oxygen ur not that beautiful you know you look like an ostrich on my magazine that i bought !
hate you really gisele do you agreee guys? im new here nice to meet you all
Posted by: edlyn cosejo | April 26, 2005 at 07:39 PM
Jane, what can I say? You da girl. You rock the house. Oxygen blows for stiffing us on GGD. Apparantly they haven't heard enough of my insistance (dunno if that's a word, but who cares?) I'm also so flattered at all your references to me recently. *sigh* Life AM good. Viva la many, MANY orgasms to you in the future.
-F. Prince
Posted by: Frog Prince | August 17, 2004 at 08:44 PM
kay,
all i can say is email again and again and again? thanks for being a fan. and i'm impressed that your husband is on a submarine. xo to you and him,
j
Posted by: jane | August 16, 2004 at 03:13 PM
Supposedly shows like Hill Street Blues were cancelled but viewers threw fits and it stayed on air for years and years - how did they do it? [did I just date myself when I referenced Hill Street Blues? I was a fetus when all the cancelling/airing occurred, I swear!] I've emailed but it's not enough! I NEED GGD!
Oh and by the by, I agree - the Iraq team was hot, hot, HOT and I'm not just saying that because my husband is on a submarine right now.
Posted by: Kay | August 16, 2004 at 02:42 PM
Edlyn:
so would I! write to
[email protected]
and tell 'em u wanna see more shows!
xo,
j
Posted by: Jane | August 16, 2004 at 08:43 AM
Hate to tell you this - GGD hasn't been on ALL weekend, and I'd like to know what happened to it! :(
Posted by: Edlyn | August 16, 2004 at 04:24 AM