August 10, 2004

Does the fact that the Olsen twins bought a 7.5 million dollar house make anyone else want to kill themselves? Just askin’.

So Captain Shitty Kisser already called from New York and said he wants to send me a plane ticket to come visit AND he’ll get me a room at the Hotel Gansevoort in the meat packing district. Well, I just googled the hotel and it’s the one from sex and the city with the heated rooftop pool w/underwater music. And the cheapest room is $435 a night. But should I go knowing that he can’t kiss worth shit? (hence the nickname) Knowing that the touch of his tongue made me barf a little of my Nobu halibut up in my mouth? Does it make me a prostitute to take the ticket and hotel room and enjoy myself anyway? And is being a prostitute that bad? I mean, I’ve always kinda wanted to give it a whirl – but in a ‘Pretty Woman’ type way, not in an HIV positive way. Come to think of it, in Pretty Woman, Julia Roberts did everything BUT kiss, so maybe that’s my answer. I’ll do everything but kiss him! (maybe not anal, though, I save that for special times… although, we will be in the meat packing district…)

Okay, I just called him and told him I’ll definitely come, so he’s having his assistant fedex the ticket and I’ll get there Friday night. We had a very nice, fun conversation and I was really happy that I’d made the decision to go until the end when he said goodbye and made a smacking kissy noise, that grossed me out big time. God, he can’t even phone-kiss well!! But I’m bound for Manhattan anyway. Must steal stuff from hotel including huge fluffy robe if possible. And remote control, but only if it’s bolted down. You don’t trust me? I don’t like you.

Comments

[jane]

oh buffy, i know you're right but i think i must learn this for myself and go to nyc and be carrie bradshaw but with a blog and not skinny.
xo,
j

[buffy]

jane, are you insane? don't do it! Believe me I know of what I speak! I was the trophy girlfriend, the penthouse pet (it was really the penthouse) and this guy was the world's WORST kisser! It felt like either he was SPITTING in my mouth or that his tounge was having a siezure. You think that you will be able to get by without kissing him, but bunny, that will be the one thing he will ALWAYS want to do! You will be craving for good makeouts sessions. Before you know it you'll be looking at the doorman with the really bad comb-over with lust in your eyes!