Welcome to my blog, friends and enemies! For my very first post ever, I would like to share with you the greatest new place in L.A. to meet guys: THE DOG PARK! i’m serious, there are so many hotties there it’s insane. okay, i don’t exactly have a real date out of it, but i just know there’s huge potential there. here’s how i discovered my new hang: as i was leaving my fave fro-yo place, an uber hot blond haired, blue eyed guy in a rancid t-shirt was sweet-talkin his terrier. he was all: “be a good girl, lilly, and we’ll go to the dog park next.” so i immediately lied and told rancid guy that i was thinking of getting a dog (as i licked my cone; what a great prop!) and then he suggested i follow him there, because there are tons of breeds for me to check out. well! not only are there many breeds of dogs to check out, there are gazillion breeds of MEN! black, white, hispanic, indian -- american indian and delicious food indian – and each one hotter than the next! AND they all drive these rugged, sexy car/pickup trucks and talk to their pooches like italian lovers. you should’ve heard mr. rancid to lilly: “c’mere, little girl, come to big daddy. want a hug, baby, want a kiss?” i was ready to scream: “yes!,” run over, kick lilly away and mount her papa like a great dane. but they ran off to play frisbee, so i barely even had time to flirt. although mr. rancid did call out: “see you around.” and he damn well will. he was so nice to that dog, i just know he’s gotta be good in bed. maybe marjorie and i should get a little puppy. she’d be great about cleaning up after it and i could use it to get guys. hmmm. by the way, i really want to be on american idol, but i’m too old. which sucks.