June 29, 2004

Britney’s engaged. Yay. I’m glad she’s off the market. You'd think this wouldn’t matter to me because it’s not like little old me is competing with Britney Spears for guys, but the truth is: I am. Because in L.A. young hipster guys in black denim ACTUALLY THINK THEY CAN GET BRITNEY SPEARS!! This is the land of men who want famous hot young women. Okay, ALL men want famous hot young women, but in LA they reallllllyyyy believe they have a shot. Especially if they have a nice car.

But I’m not complaining about guys right now because I might just be in an awesome li’l pickle with TWO. Yesterday afternoon, Frank (50 year old) stopped by the salon to say hi. And guess who was with him? His son who’s A YEAR YOUNGER THAN ME AND TOTALLY HOT. And I think he liked me cause he was eyeing my boobs the entire time and I wasn’t even wearing a cute top. The son (also named Frank, which makes it easy if I boink both – I like calling out a guy’s name during sex, I think it personalizes things)… Anyway, Frank jr. is coming in tomorrow for a haircut and I’m a huge wreck. What should I do if he asks me out? Or more likely, if I ask him out? Would that make me a horrible person? Will you guys keep reading my blogs if I try and date both father and offspring? I guess I could try to find someone to fix Frank senior up with before dating junior. But that seems like a lot of work. Plus, I really don’t want to give up Sr until I have at least one date with Jr, because I do have chemistry with Sr… but I sense a scoche more with Jr. Please advise. Via comment or email. Oh, Marjorie says I shouldn’t date either. I hate Marjorie sometimes.